Stupid computer. Just ate my post. Probably for the best. I'm too tired to rewrite it, and it probably would just be pissy now instead of snarky. By the way, what do you think of those words? Uncle Dave does not approve of them, as they are not real words. I rather like them, personally. Especially snarky.
All I have left for today is this:
Someone told me today that I have Julia Roberts hair. That's sexy.
And this:
I was digging crumbs out of my cleavage on the way home from dinner tonight. That's so not sexy. So very not.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Pissy and snarky
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Could have been sexy of a certain someone ate the crumbs out of your cleavage. Just sayin.
ReplyDeletePretty sure some people would pay extra for that -- crumbs in cleavage, I mean. And personally, I love "snarky" too.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the formal that we went to in college where I wore the dress with the unfortunately entirely-too-tight bodice? And I couldn't bend over my plate to eat, cause my dress was too tight? And half my food seemed to end up between my cleavage? And Alan leaned over to the date of the person sitting next to me (I think it was Miller) and pointed to my torso and said "We call that my to-go box."
ReplyDeleteYeah.
Hey! The above comment was posted my me - Renee!! It called me "anonymous!"
ReplyDeleteI love your snark.
ReplyDeleteAlthough cleavage crumbs are great, my personal favorite is cleavage popcorn. Yum!
-Abby
snarky is one of my all time favorite words. I love it most when I read it in blogs. just saying keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteboob cleavage crumbs... story of my life. No not very sexy unless its chocolate and and you are alone with your husband. I'm good at things to keep to yourself too.
pissy + snarky = love love
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