Stupid computer. Just ate my post. Probably for the best. I'm too tired to rewrite it, and it probably would just be pissy now instead of snarky. By the way, what do you think of those words? Uncle Dave does not approve of them, as they are not real words. I rather like them, personally. Especially snarky.
All I have left for today is this:
Someone told me today that I have Julia Roberts hair. That's sexy.
And this:
I was digging crumbs out of my cleavage on the way home from dinner tonight. That's so not sexy. So very not.