Friday, July 08, 2011

A night out with winners

Tonight, we took our children to Chik-fil-a, dressed as cows, in order to get free food. Why no, we have no pride, thank you for asking.

Christopher cried because he didn't want to dress up like a cow. We just told him he was Sheriff Woody instead.

Colin rather liked dressing up like a cow and was enjoying himself until he projectile vomited nuggets, fruit, and chocolate milk all over himself, the high chair, and the cup I formed out of my hands to try and contain some of the toxic spill.

I wheeled him into the bathroom, still in the high chair, caught some additional puke, and stripped him down. After trying to clean the high chair as best I could, we mooooooved on out of there as quickly as possible, letting the nice girl up front know that they had a contaminated high chair in the ladies room.

Parents of the year.

But hey, dinner was free, so I'm marking it in the "win" column.

1 comment:

  1. Just wanted to tell you I found you through meandering through various Where I'm From posts...and loved your voice. I'm from SETexas, and love the southern flavor of your post. :) I did one too, and it rocked me like I didn't expect it to. All those old ghosts! Nice to meet you! I'm adding your post to my blog sidebar, I'm collecting ones that I really like so they don't get lost in the shuffle. I think people really enjoy reading them.