Some of the many things Christopher has surely thought while nursing in the past week, all while never letting go of my nipple:
"HEY! What's that over there behind me?"
"HEY! Where is that sound coming from?"
"HEY! I think Dad just got home!"
"HEY! The dog just walked in!"
"HEY! Another dog just walked in!"
"HEY! I know the dogs are still in here, but I can't seeeeee them from here!"
"HEY! Did you know I could turn my head back and forth like this over and over again?"
"HEY! I can hold that boobie up all by myself now, Mama."
Bless his little heart. I am still glad we didn't give up. Nursing the distractable baby? Just a new challenge.